E. M. Clinton

Untechnological Employment

TWX COL. K. A. BROWN
TO WHITE HOUSE:
UNSEASONABLY CONSTANT BAD WEATHER PREVENTS LAUNCHING
FOR PAST THREE WEEKS

TWX WHITE HOUSE TO BROWN PSP:
WHAT KIND OF BAD WEATHER

TWX COL. K. A. BROWN TO WHITE HOUSE:
FOG

TWX WHITE HOUSE TO BROWN PSP:
CONGRESS PRESSURE GREATER
BAD PUBLICITY INVOLVED
RUSSIANS ARE LAUNCHING ON SCHEDULE
WHY CAN'T WE
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE

TWX COL. K. A. BROWN TO WHITE HOUSE:
STILL FOGGED IN

TWX WHITE HOUSE TO BROWN PSP:
CHAIRMAN SENATE SPACE COMMITTEE SAYS
FLY THIS WEEK OR HE WILL INVESTIGATE

TWX COL. K. A. BROWN TO WHITE HOUSE:
SIR INVESTIGATE

TWX WHITE HOUSE TO COL. A. A. NEUMAN
COMMANDER PACIFIC SPACEPORT:
EXPECT YOU TO ACT IMMEDIATELY
SOLVING PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION PROBLEMS
RE LAUNCHINGS

TWX COL. A. A. NEUMAN TO WHITE HOUSE:
WISH TO ADVISE FOG REMAINS
WAS CLEAR FOR THIRTEEN MINUTES THIS A.M.
PLEASE INSTRUCT

TWX WHITE HOUSE TO NEUMAN PSP:
SENATE SPACE COMMITTEE
UNDER SENATOR HARRY WASHWATER ARIZONA
DUE PACIFIC SPACEPORT THIS FRIDAY

TWX COL. A. A. NEUMAN TO WHITE HOUSE:
ADVISE YOU
THIS OFFICE REGARDS WASHWATER SUGGESTION
AS NOT ACCEPTABLE

TWX WHITE HOUSE TO NEUMAN PSP:
IN CONFIDENCE
ADVISE ANCILLARY POLITICAL CONSIDERATIONS
MAKE IT DESIRABLE YOU RE-EVALUATE
WASHWATER RECOMMENDATION

TWX COL. A. A. NEUMAN TO WHITE HOUSE:
IN CONFIDENCE
ASK WHAT POSSIBLE POLITICAL CONSIDERATIONS
CAN APPLY HERE

TWX WHITE HOUSE TO NEUMAN PSP:
IN CONFIDENCE
HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT RATE
NATIVE AMERICANS IN WASHWATER CONSTITUENCY

TWX COL. B. M. DEWAR ACTING COMMANDER
PACIFIC SPACEPORT TO WHITE HOUSE:
ADVISE YOU COL. NEUMAN'S DEATH
ESTABLISHED AS SUICIDE

TWX WHITE HOUSE TO DEWAR PSP:
REGRETS OFFICIALLY FROM THIS OFFICE
NOW SUGGEST RE-EVALUATION
OF WASHWATER RECOMMENDATION
HOW IS THE WEATHER

TWX COL. B. M. DEWAR TO WHITE HOUSE:
RE-EVALUATING
WEATHER STILL UNSPEAKABLY BAD
WAS THIS PLACE EVALUATED FOR WEATHER
BEFORE SPACEPORT FACILITIES BUILT

TWX WHITE HOUSE TO DEWAR PSP:
OFFICIAL POSITION IS CHANGE IN JAPANESE CURRENT
ANXIOUS FOR YOUR DECISION
ON WASHWATER RECOMMENDATION

TWX COL. B. M. DEWAR TO WHITE HOUSE:
RESPECTFULLY DEFER DECISION TO YOUR OFFICE

TWX WHITE HOUSE TO DEWAR PSP:
EMERGENCY FORCES ON WAY FROM ARIZONA THIS A.M.
PER THIS OFFICE DECISION
TO FOLLOW WASHWATER RECOMMENDATION
PLEASE KEEP HOURLY INFORMATION COMING TO THIS OFFICE

TWX COL. B. M. DEWAR TO WHITE HOUSE:
DANCING BEGAN AT OH FOUR TWENTY PST
EVERY ASSISTANCE BEING EXTENDED BY THIS BASE

TWX COL. B. M. DEWAR TO WHITE HOUSE:
DANCING STILL IN PROGRESS
CHIEF BLUE SKY DECLARES
REPERTOIRE OF SUN DANCES FAR FROM EXHAUSTED

TWX COL. B. M. DEWAR TO WHITE HOUSE:
COUNTDOWN COMPLETED
LAUNCHING SUCCESSFUL
VISIBILITY UNLIMITED
WEATHER CONTROL PERSONNEL ASKING FOR OVERTIME
PLEASE ADVISE AND ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION