Odd News of the Month:

• The "World's Worst Director" Fights Back.
  
• The iPod, sniper edition.
• Man bought former President George W. Bush's presidential library's expired domain name for $5 and then sold it back for $35,000.
• Add this to my recent coffee dangers/advantages post.
• Barbie's full name: Barbara Millicent Roberts
• Squirrels scrounge for acorns across USA
• School bus liquor-store run gets cops' attention.