What? You claim to be a writer, avid reader or student and don't have a Strunk and White's Elements of Style on your shelf? Shame. You can make up for your sin with a 50th anniversary edition.

Stand by please...I didn't have one on my shelf so I corrected that failure. Um, I'd like to redact what I said earlier, in view of my new acquisition:

What is it that you are saying? You claim to be a writer, avid reader or student, and yet you do not have a copy of Strunk and White's Elements of Style on your bookshelf? Shame on you. You can and may make amends for your sin with a fiftieth anniversary edition of the book.