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Flash Fiction Online December 2009

Date of Publication: Dec 1,2009
Editor: Suzanne W. Vincent
In This Issue:
  • Brass Canaries by Gwendolyn Clare
  • Christmas Presents, 1914 by Anonymous (Punch Magazine)
  • Note from the Future by Ray Vukcevich
  • Catalyst by Rick Novy
  • Don Ysidro by Bruce Holland Rogers
  • In This Issue: December 2009 by Jake Freivald
  • Write Rites: The Ritual Story by Bruce Holland Rogers
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Suzanne Vincent

Suzanne Vincent is the editor-in-chief of Flash Fiction Online. That’s what people think anyway. Actually, she’s really a pretty ordinary middle-aged woman packing a few extra pounds and a few more gray hairs than she’s comfortable with. As a writer, she leans toward the fantasy spectrum, though much of what she writes is difficult to classify. Slipstream? Isn’t that where we stick stories when we just can’t figure out where else they go? Suzanne’s first professional publication was right here at FFO, published before she joined the staff: “I Speak the Master’s Will,” — a story she’s still very proud of. While she doesn’t actually have time to blog anymore, she once did. You can still read her ancient posts on writing at The Slushpile Avalanche. Suzanne keeps a house full of kids (3), a husband (1), and pets (too many to number) in Utah, USA. Yes, she’s a Mormon. No, there isn’t another wife. Mormons haven’t actually practiced polygamy since the 1890s. Too bad. She’d love to have another woman around to wash dishes and do laundry.

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Bruce Holland Rogers

Bruce Holland Rogers has a home base in Eugene, Oregon, the tie-dye capital of the world. He writes all types of fiction: SF, fantasy, literary, mysteries, experimental, and work that’s hard to label.

For six years, Bruce wrote a column about the spiritual and psychological challenges of full-time fiction writing for Speculations magazine. Many of those columns have been collected in a book, Word Work: Surviving and Thriving as a Writer (an alternate selection of the Writers Digest Book Club). He is a motivational speaker and trains workers and managers in creativity and practical problem solving.

He has taught creative writing at the University of Colorado and the University of Illinois. Bruce has also taught non-credit courses for the University of Colorado, Carroll College, the University of Wisconsin, and the private Flatiron Fiction Workshop. He is a member of the permanent faculty at the Whidbey Writers Workshop MFA program, a low-residency program that stands alone and is not affiliated with a college or university. It is the first and so far only program of its kind. Currently he is teaching creative writing and literature at Eötvös Loránd University in Budapest, Hungary, on a Fulbright grant.

 

Read More From This Author:
  • How We Met
  • Tea Party Rules: The Story Contract
  • Make It A Good Lie – Versimilitude
  • Naming the Baby: Titles (Part II of II)
  • Naming the Baby: Titles (Part I of II)
  • The King Is Dead: Long Live the King!
  • Again Again Again: Repetition
  • Love is Strange
  • By the Numbers: The Prose Sonnet
  • Renaissance
  • The Invisible Man
  • Let Me Repeat That: The Prose Villanelle
  • Border Crossing
  • Metamorphoses and Compassion
  • Sea Anemones
  • Small Rebellions: Prose Poems
  • Consolidated Flash and the Collective Narrator
  • We Stand Up
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Gwendolyn Clare

Gwendolyn Clare is a New Englander transplanted to North Carolina, where she survives almost exclusively on a diet of fruit and homemade yogurt. She has a BA in Ecology, a BS in Geophysics, and is currently working to add another acronym to her collection. She harbors a somewhat perverse affection for poisonous lifeforms and looks forward to doing fieldwork in Guyana, where she expects to find them in ample supply. Away from the laboratory, she enjoys practicing martial arts, adopting feral cats, and writing speculative fiction. Her short fiction is forthcoming in Abyss & Apex.

She can be found online at gwendolynclare.com.

Read More From This Author:
  • Brass Canaries
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Ray Vukcevich

Ray Vukcevich’s fiction has appeared in many magazines including Fantasy & Science Fiction, Lady Churchill’s Rosebud Wristlet, SmokeLong Quarterly, Night Train, Polyphony, and Hobart, and has been collected in Meet Me in the Moon Room from Small Beer Press. His novel The Man of Maybe Half-a-Dozen Faces is a mystery from St. Martin’s. He also works as a programmer in a couple of brain labs at the University of Oregon. His fiction has been published twice in Flash Fiction Online: “Suddenly Speaking” in September 2009 and “Note From The Future” in December 2009. Read more about him at sff.net/people/rayv.

Read More From This Author:
  • Note from the Future
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Rick Novy

Rick Novy lives in the Sonoran Desert city of Phoenix, Arizona. His education is technical, with degrees in mathematics, physics, and engineering. Through his career, he has flown satellites, helped develop surgical implants, and worked with various integrated circuits and sensors. He has also taught in the mathematics department at the local community college.

He started writing seriously in the summer of 2004. In 2005, he attended Orson Scott Card’s Literary Boot Camp. Since that workshop, his fiction has appeared nearly three dozen times in both online and print venues. Read some of his fiction online: “Come to Slaughter, Pig!”, “I Can Fly”, “The Adjoa Gambit”, “Hole In The Wall”, and “The Cosmology”.

Learn more at ricknovy.com and his blog.

Read More From This Author:
  • Catalyst
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Punch Magazine

Punch, or “The London Charivari,” was a British humor (sorry, ‘humour’) magazine that ran from 1841 until 2002. It still has a Web site and cartoon library.

We were not able to find information about the authors of individual stories, so many authors will have to remain anonymous. Project Gutenberg has the complete text of many Punch magazines, and you can find this issue here.

Read More From This Author:
  • Salubrities Abroad by Anonymous (Punch Magazine)
  • Another Ruined Trade by Punch Magazine, November 11, 1914
  • Cutting Down by Anonymous (Punch Magazine)
  • A Tobacco Plant by Anonymous (Punch Magazine)
  • Taking the Census by Anonymous (Punch Magazine)
  • Christmas Presents, 1914
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Jake Frievald

Flash Fiction Online’s Founding Editor Jake Freivald lives in New Jersey in a house teeming with life: a wife, nine kids (yes, all from said wife, no twins), two dogs, two cats, and twenty fish.
Lack of qualifications never stopped Jake from taking a job, so when he saw the need for a professional flash-only ‘zine he created Flash Fiction Online. He was astounded when a team of volunteers rallied around the project, and he would like to shut up now so you can read about them.

Read More From This Author:
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  • Better Late Than Never
  • In This Issue
  • In This Issue
  • April Fools
  • On the March
  • Our February Issue
  • A New Year
  • In This Issue (November 2010)
  • Slouching Toward Halloween
  • An Alumni Issue
  • Playing with Dice

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